Its 2009, I expected flying cars and real lightsabers and shit by now, but the least they could do is hurry up on this one. If you're anything like me, I know you've prolly had a mental image you wish was real...either for comic value (when you pictured that chick in the high heels fell down the steps), verification (that thing that really happened that nobody believes) or...other purposes (that one girl you always see on the train). That's why it's essential that they stop bullshittin and make my idea, the mental image projector/printer, a reality. It would be able to take those pictures in your mind and make them either a Powerpoint presentation or a set of 8x10 glossies. Now you can relive the magic of a drunken night where you can't remember how you got where you are, remember who the hell that dude who looked familar is, analyze those fragments of a dream you still remember when you wake up or...savor the results of your mental disrobings of whoever. I think it would sell billions...I just have no idea how to make it. If you do, get crackin...for the good of mankind!
The assembled assholectualisms of writer, career social networker and and part-time superhero AJ Moses.
10.21.2009
Patently Imaginary: the Mental Image Printer-Projector
*fittedwearer's note: 'Patently Imaginary' will describe random items I wish existed, and that currently are no more than vague concepts...however, I've seen less patented...you know, intellectual properties and all that shit. If you know how to make these things, please, take my ideas and run with them...but I want a cut...10% is more than reasonable. I know lawyers, I can sue the life outta you behind this lol....
Its 2009, I expected flying cars and real lightsabers and shit by now, but the least they could do is hurry up on this one. If you're anything like me, I know you've prolly had a mental image you wish was real...either for comic value (when you pictured that chick in the high heels fell down the steps), verification (that thing that really happened that nobody believes) or...other purposes (that one girl you always see on the train). That's why it's essential that they stop bullshittin and make my idea, the mental image projector/printer, a reality. It would be able to take those pictures in your mind and make them either a Powerpoint presentation or a set of 8x10 glossies. Now you can relive the magic of a drunken night where you can't remember how you got where you are, remember who the hell that dude who looked familar is, analyze those fragments of a dream you still remember when you wake up or...savor the results of your mental disrobings of whoever. I think it would sell billions...I just have no idea how to make it. If you do, get crackin...for the good of mankind!
Its 2009, I expected flying cars and real lightsabers and shit by now, but the least they could do is hurry up on this one. If you're anything like me, I know you've prolly had a mental image you wish was real...either for comic value (when you pictured that chick in the high heels fell down the steps), verification (that thing that really happened that nobody believes) or...other purposes (that one girl you always see on the train). That's why it's essential that they stop bullshittin and make my idea, the mental image projector/printer, a reality. It would be able to take those pictures in your mind and make them either a Powerpoint presentation or a set of 8x10 glossies. Now you can relive the magic of a drunken night where you can't remember how you got where you are, remember who the hell that dude who looked familar is, analyze those fragments of a dream you still remember when you wake up or...savor the results of your mental disrobings of whoever. I think it would sell billions...I just have no idea how to make it. If you do, get crackin...for the good of mankind!
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