fittedwearer's note: go Cowboys! Nothing in the least to do with the post, but fuck it...its my site...anyways...
You think you slick as hell, don't you Wendy's? Just think you can pull the bun over our eyes and nobody will notice...well I did, you heartless bastards. Your deception will be exposed and your restaurant will be seen for what it is...you're not ran by sweet little freckled 8-year old girls at all, just business suit clad, profit margin obsessed, shoulder pad wearing shysters...a slicksteraunt. What, you don't know what I'm talkin about? You must not have caught it yet...I'll explain.
See, Wendy's has recently started running commercials talking about how in honor of their 40th anniversary, for a limited time they have certain 'menu classic' items available for 99 cents. Its a gift from Wendy's to us to show how much they care...anyway, these items are the chili, Snack Attack, small salad and Frosty. Omg, that sounds like a sweet deal right? Only 99 cents for those great foodstuffs? Damn, I'm only 99 'take-a-penny, leave-a-penny' trays away from some cheap eats. That's awesome...
One tiny problem tho...you see, as anybody who has ever been broke, hungry, and near a Wendy's knows, those things have ALWAYS been on their dollar (99 cent, whatthefuckever) menu. Aha! Sneaky, Wendy's...very sneaky. That's not even the worst part tho...the fucked-ded-up-est part is they actually took a few things OFF the dollar menu. Where's the Crispy Chicken, the small fries, the nuggets, all that shit? Yeah, you remember 3conomics...they musta took that class off the campus. None of that is nowhere to be found now...they tacked a few pennies onto the cost of most of the dollar menu and now they're some stupid price like 1.39 or 1.17. What part of the game is that!? Just gon leave us with a shell of a menu? That's how you feel?
Besides it being downright mean to make cheap food more expensive (Wendy's, a billion-dollar multinational corporation, can afford to let the broke folk eat for a dollar...I mean shit, times is hard) its just fuckin evil to do that, and then make it seem like you're doin something good for people. That's like not only giving somebody a shirt out of their own closet for they birthday (complete with box and bow), but burning a few of the shirts they already have too. You realize that your 'gift' has left them with less than they had before right? You gotta be the valedickheadian of your class to fall for that okiedoke bullshit. Same principle applies here, if you ask me. (Even if you didn't ask...you're still reading, right? That means you asked with your eyes.)
Anyway, this whole thing shows just how stupid they think the public is, like we just finna go for this. Just believe whatever the food massa tell you, huh? I say the hell with that...I want my dollar food, fuckdammit. I think its part of some diabolical scheme...if I can't get a Jr. bacon cheeseburger for a dollar, the terrorists have won. I won't accept your nugget propaganda, Wendy's! So, until Wendy's gets their shit together and puts the dollar menu back like it was, or at least just straight up admits what it did, consider me unplugged. I'm man-cotting that place. (I'm 21, I'm not a boy...) You should too. Fuck y'all Wendy's...you can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time...but you can't get one by me.
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